Rock
Scissors
Fuck
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
