i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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