i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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