I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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