Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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