Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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