It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Randomize