oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
