Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
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i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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