If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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