i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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