Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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