i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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