"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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