This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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