ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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