So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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