So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I pour the whiskey from now on
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