Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
