I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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