Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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