and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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