My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Oh god it's open bar.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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