the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I said "one day" and that day is not today
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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