did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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