No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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