Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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