therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.