Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(914): View more from New York

I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

did u get his digits?

(201): View more from New Jersey

yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...

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(954): View more from Florida

Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.

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(480): View more from Arizona

Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.

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(616): View more from Michigan

If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.

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(310): View more from California

These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.

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