Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
be right there i have to get my cape
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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