i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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