Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
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i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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