i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
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He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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