what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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