Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
what if I'm pregnant?
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I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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