The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
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I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?