And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
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my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
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I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
soo... how was my night?
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