My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
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You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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