I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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