Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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