Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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