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why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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