Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
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You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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