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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I cut my penus on the lid.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.

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• (619): View more from California

  Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex

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• (214): View more from Texas

  If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets

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• (707): View more from California

  Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Shower wine is way better than shower beer.

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