she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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