if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I think I sprained my soul last night
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
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Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm bleeding and have questions
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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