no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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