Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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