She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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