i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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