Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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