Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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