I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I need a burrito and a hug.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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