was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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