Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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