Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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