I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
It's just like the Real World with babies
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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