She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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