i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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