last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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I would fuck him just for his dog
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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